Saba Imtiaz

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The Season of Everyone's Discontent: Weekend Update

Today I pulled out weeds from a house plant.

Thoughts:

  • I am a city person. I don’t even think I really know what weeds are meant to look like.

  • I don’t garden, because I’ve always lived in flats with no gardens but enough building drama for a never-ending soap opera.

  • Why am I doing this? I can do many other things — call, badger, hustle. Gardening?

  • It is hot.

  • We’re all going to die.